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Caption This: Reader ResponsesPosted: Friday September 17, 2004 3:33PM; Updated: Friday September 17, 2004 4:04PM
Confident of another European victory in the Ryder Cup, Darren Clarke lights up his victory cigar before the matches even begin. Smoking is hazardous to your putts. Every golfer needs a swing aid. Darren Clarke has opted for the "Aim True Cigar." In order to join the good ol' boys in the 19th hole, Clarke must undergo a special breathalyzer test. Bada ... Ping! Bogeys for the U.S., stogies for Europe! The new "It's a birdie" line from Tiparillo! With his clever "Cigar & Par" trick, Clarke wrapped up Cigar Aficionado's 2004 Man Of The Year award. During a lull in the action, Miguel Angel Jimenez ponders how Darren Clarke slipped his Montecristos through customs. With this cigar, you probably can't tell me and Fidel apart, can you?" Europe "smokes" U.S. on Day One. |
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